Cough Syrup Streetwear Sizing Guide Tips and Tricks

Lead with three numbers

The core graphic tee sits at about $150 at the brand’s own store, a classic hoodie around $200, and classic sweatpants around $200. At That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup, most of the catalogue comes down to three numbers. Those were the figures when the store was checked in September 2026, and streetwear pricing shifts, so take them as a snapshot rather than a fixed That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup rate card. Whatever costs more is outerwear, workwear, denim or hardware such as belts. Everything at the lighter or smaller end is where you find anything cheaper: tanks, socks, kids sizes, women’s cuts. Mall-tier graphic-tee money is what shoppers searching for alocs clothing often expect, so say it flatly: this is priced as independent cut-and-sew streetwear.

Each category, top and bottom

Below is a table mapping the line as it stood in September 2026, with each category’s band and the pieces at its floor and ceiling. Work from bands, not single prices, since the brand sells in batches and the mix shifts from drop to drop. A women’s cut, a kids size or a lighter fabric typically marks the low end; a high end is the full-weight version of the same idea. Because shorts and jackets are priced nothing alike, denim covers the widest spread. Every number here can move, so check the live figure before you pay. The day the catalogue was counted, roughly 43 percent of size variants were out of stock, so the piece you want may not exist in your size.

Tops: one headline price, and a long tail below it

The headline price for a tee is about $150, and it holds across a long list of graphics, not one hero piece. The Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt, cut from 6.5 oz organic cotton, sits there, and so do the King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Juicebusters, Big Pharma and Warning designs. Thinner cropped jersey styles such as Wok Is Dead and the Promethazine Tour tee cost the same, so a thinner fabric buys no discount. Below that line the range widens, with tanks and crop tops from roughly $48, women’s tops and bodysuits between about $75 and $125, and a kids tee priced at $60. Anyone hunting affordable cough syrup shirts inside the brand’s own catalogue wants that $48 to $100 spread. Across the range of cough syrup clothing the same pattern holds: the full-weight version sits at the flagship price and the smaller cut holds the savings.

Hoodies, sweatpants and shorts

Roughly $150 to $200 is the hoodie band, and that gap is mostly construction rather than artwork. A women’s crop hoodie was $160 and a crop zip-up about $100, the only fleece meaningfully below the band. A zip-up classic was $150 in September 2026, while the pullover Classic Cough Syrup Hoodie in 16 oz organic cotton sat at $200, as did the Athletic Dept., Black Tonal and Blurred Lines styles. The shorts band is about $60 to $150: most Glocc and Stincs styles hold $150, one Respect Cuhh short lands at $100, and a women’s booty short sets the floor at $60. Sweatpants mirror that shape at roughly $150 to $200, with a flare style at $150 and the 14 oz cotton and recycled-polyester classic at $200. At full price, matching a hoodie to sweatpants is so a roughly $400 decision.

Outerwear, workwear, denim

The top of the line is about $200 to $350, almost all jackets, workwear and heavier denim. A Dickies line sits inside the range: a fully lined jacket was the most expensive garment at $350, a quarter-zip shirt and loose-fit pants were $250 each, and the button-down built on the Dickies 1574 work shirt was $200. Because a Glocc Dickies pant was $300 with a matching shirt at $250, that tier is dense rather than thin. Denim jackets and carpenter pants both came in at $300 each, while the Double Cup Cargo Shorts in 14 oz denim were $150, discounted from $300 by the store itself. The lower half is held by puffers, a cropped version at $200 and the full ALOCS Puffer Jacket at $250. If you are budgeting a wardrobe of awful lot of cough syrup pieces, this tier decides the total.

The accessory tier, from a bandana to a belt

About $25 to $250 covers accessories, the widest proportional spread here. A two-pack of boxers, a 95 percent cotton blend made in Los Angeles, came in at $60. At the floor sat a bandana at $25, a capsule version $30, socks $50 in three colors. Bags and hardware occupy the middle: a money bag at $100, a ski mask at $100, a puffer messenger bag at $100 reduced from $150, and a wallet chain at $125 reduced from $250. The ceiling belongs to belts, where three designs were each $250, dearer than most of the clothing. One thing to note: the hat collection returned zero products in September 2026, so headwear has existed in past drops but should not be assumed available.

The cheapest ways in

There are several routes to owning something from the brand without spending $150, and all are documented on the store itself. Begin with small goods, where a bandana at $25, socks at $50, a kids tee at $60 or a tank from about $48 get you the wordmark at a fraction of tee money. Second is the mystery mechanic, a standing clearance format in which a mystery short was $50 against a $200 reference, a mystery tee $75 against $150, and a mystery hoodie or sweatpant $100 against $200. Since you do not choose the design with those, they are cheap. A newsletter is the third route, offering 20 percent off a first purchase, alongside the store’s deals and sale collections. One warning: 64 of the 154 products carried a compare-at figure, many set equal to the selling price, so a struck-through number is not automatically a markdown.

What a whole outfit costs

The arithmetic at full price tells you more than any general claim about whether the brand is expensive. Roughly $350 buys a core tee and classic sweatpants, and swapping the tee for a classic hoodie takes that set to about $400. Socks at $50 put you near $450 before anything else. A $250 belt takes the outfit past $700, while topping hoodie and sweatpants with the $350 Dickies jacket lands around $750. Remember that shipping was free only on large domestic orders, that international buyers paid, and that refunds ran within a month with the customer covering return postage. The $150 cargo shorts with a $150 tee make a denim look at about $300, the cheapest full-weight combination available.

The point at which the price itself is the warning

A figure far below these bands is the most useful red flag a buyer has, because reading it needs no expertise. Where a store advertises thats a awful lot of cough syrup graphics at $45 to $95 a tee, it quotes a number the brand’s own catalogue does not contain, and no published sale explains the gap. Confusingly, some lookalike listings sit close to retail instead, which is why price should be one check among several. Invented product names are common on lookalike stores, so a design you cannot find in the real range is a strong signal by itself. Read the signals the brand documents itself: the yellow woven label, the weights of 6.5 oz for tees, 16 oz for the classic hoodie and 14 oz on fleece and denim, and whether the product name appears in the catalogue at all. The brand sells through its own online store and through locations at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St in Los Angeles and 5410 Almeda Rd in Houston.